Monday, April 16, 2007

U.S. Military Expands

In recent news, the United States Armed Forces has expanded their membership to include Lagniappe Presbyterian Church in their ranks. When asked about the induction, Robert Gates responded, "We decided it's finally time to wage war against Alaska. Much deliberation has lead us to see that if anyone is capable of defeating Alaska it is a group that is based on the coast." Curt Moore is also in on the plan: "Our summer interns are actually our new troops. They train from the end of May through the middle of June. Then we ship them out to conquer our Northern brother."Hummers and ladders have been distributed to LPC. (hummers for driving to Alaska and ladders for hopping the walls when passing into and out of Canada). (Ben was the winner in the create a caption contest. He also wins a trip to the Bay. Thanks Ben.)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

U.S. MILITARY EXPANDS

In recent news, the United States Armed Forces has expanded their membership to include Lagniappe Presbyterian Church in their ranks. When asked about the induction, Robert Gates responded, "We decided it's finally time to wage war against Alaska. Much deliberation has lead us to see that if anyone is capable of defeating Alaska it is a group that is based on the coast." Curt Moore is also in on the plan: "Our summer interns are actually our new troops. They train from the end of May through the middle of June. Then we ship them out to conquer our Northern brother."
Hummers and ladders have been distributed to LPC. (hummers for driving to Alaska and ladders for hopping the walls when passing into and out of Canada).

sd said...

no no no no
you are kidding
i know jordan wanted a new car...but as great as he is he doesn't deserve this
no no
(by the way, this is NOT in the running for the best caption...! ben can have that one)

is this real?

jersey ryn said...

.... whaa.....
is this travesty parked in front of club d'iberville??
dan?? is this your fault??

jersey ryn said...

ps, jordan wouldn't drive this.
it's not gas efficient. or falling apart :P good guess though, sarah. :)